My father is a real ass. Ya know, a real piece of work…… Makes you want to punch children and kick puppies
Tip of a ballpoint pen highly magnified.
i thought it was a fucking dalek
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Be the leaf.
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Dad: I am going to go mow some lawn,
Batman: oh okay ill talk to you later :D
Dad: Catch y’on flip
Dad: Do yo know what ‘catch yawn flip’ means?
Batman: catch you tomorrow?…like flip…flip of a coin…the sun…?
Dad: No, they used to play vinyl records on the radio. The other side was the flip side. ”Catch y’on flip” meant I’ll be in contact with you later, like when we play the flip side.
Dad: Bye now.
my dads so swagtastic
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